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Hackneyed Spiel
 

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Operators are 
standing by.

Whoa, calm down. This is not a big operation.

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We would love to hear from you. 

Oh yikes, that's too cliché.

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Let's connect.

Normally the third time is a charm. Well... not this time. 

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Call now!

Tears are streaming down. This is perfect! 

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(‬320) 228-1681

 

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Directions

If you're coming from Mercury, then you should set your trajectory away from the sun. Earth is right after Venus, so, if you see Mars, then you have gone too far.

Conversely, snowbirds should put on their sunglasses and head towards the giant nuclear reactor. Earth is the third planet from such a reactor.

Real time traffic report: If you're coming from another star system, then you may experience interference when traveling through the Kuiper Belt.

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